Wanted: Apartment or House – Ubľa

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SAMPLE ONLY!!! Accommodation + Active Recreation / Physical Work | Ubľa and Surrounding Area (Snina District, the easternmost tip of Slovakia) Peace, quiet, and no people. I’m looking for lodging in the village of Ubľa or its immediate surroundings—on the border with Ukraine, in the heart of the Bukovské Hills. Ideal for someone who really wants to unwind. 🏠 What I’m looking for – A cottage, log cabin, apartment, or larger room—at least 45 m²; modest accommodations welcome, no need for luxury 🛏️ A bed and clean facilities—that’s all I need 📶 Fast internet—my only “luxury” requirement (working fiber-optic / DSL / LTE, verifiable speed; my Bitcoin node won’t cut the world off 🙂) 🍲 Ideally with a kitchenette so I can cook for myself 👤 About Me I’m a humble geek and Bitcoin enthusiast—I’ll arrive with my laptop under my arm. I want to tune out the noise of civilization, not the Wi-Fi signal. I’m quiet, reliable, a non-smoker; I don’t throw parties—only in the virtual world—and I’m not really into hosting visitors. 🌲 What I’d like to do 🪓 Physical work for relaxation—I’d be happy to help out on the farm: chopping wood, mowing the lawn, tending the garden, doing small repairs, burning wood… basically “proof of work” in the truest sense of the word ⚡ 🥾 Active relaxation—hikes in the Poloniny National Park, beech primeval forests (UNESCO), the darkest sky in Slovakia 🧘 Minimal social interaction—the fewer people, the better 💰 Conditions: rent payment in BTC